i'm weird da ba dee da ba dah

so can i just start off by saying that i went 5 days without a single soda, diet or regular?! i was so freakin proud of myself that i had to go get a diet dr pepper today to celebrate. shit. gotta start over again. but i cant even begin to describe how necessary that beverage was. to say that i had a hellacious day at work would be an understatement. itd be like saying "ice cream is ok." when CLEARLY everyone knows that ice cream is freaking amazing and one bite of it just makes you wanna go run to the top of the empire state building and scream to the world how much you love ice cream, while beating on your chest like king kong...because king kong is the only thing thats ever climbed up the empire state building and went ape shit. literally. HA. i mean i love ice cream. i dont know if id take it that far, but maybe if it were the right kind, WHO KNOWS. anyways, today was rough. if i wouldnt be bored & financially pitiful without my job, i wouldve quit. but i didnt. cuz i like dat cash flowww, ya digg? haha JUST kidding with that skreet language. :) so yes, i shall restart my soda-less life tomorrow, because i obviously need to ween myself off of so much caffeine. as it makes me cray CRAY. like more than i am normally. its scary. and can be disturbing.


so, today when i was headbanging my way home today to Bassnectar's remix of Ellie Goulding's "Lights" AKA one of the crunkest songs ever. like seriously. get it. crank your bass up. and rock your freaking toe socks off. its legitly amazing, (ps--im not sure what just happened with my sentence, my grammar just got royally effed up. was that a clause? im not sure. anyways), i was thinking about a lot of things. but one of the main things was that i am freaking weird. like seriously. im not afraid to admit it. i have really strange tendencies and things. so now i would like to discuss. with whoever the heck is taking their sweet--obviously bored to death--time reading this.


windshield wipers. if it is raining, i am that nerdy biatch with the overzealous windshield wipers acting up on like frenzy speed in a slight drizzle. DONT JUDGE ME i have my reasons. 1) i cant see worth shit. like literally, i am ordered by my optometrist to wear glasses at all times while driving. do i? heck no. cuz im also stubborn as a mule. so i will just crank up the wipers and roll on. 2) my windshield is constantly disgustingly filthy. this also has its reasons...i rarely wash my car, when i wash my car i obviously dont do it correctly, and i live on the worlds longest gravel driveway so keeping my car clean is basically mission impossible. and 3) i like to watch the raindrops go flinging across my windshield and pick out 2 streams to "Race"..(i know, im a weirdo). ALSO on this topic, i will not get out of my car unless the wipers are turned off and in their correct laying down position. those people who leave them at half-mass ERK the crap out of me. whyyyyy would you do that? they;re so awkward! and they make me uncomfortable.


sheets. first of all, fitted sheets can go to hell for all i care. i think they were created to be impatient & easily frustrated people's worst nightmare. HOW THE HECK DO YOU EVEN FOLD THEM? i know how i do, i gather them up & then go spaz-mode on them bad boys & roll them into a "ball" & stuff them in their correct storage location. gah they aggravate me. and putting them ON the bed?! just as annoying. here you are trying to tuck in corner 3, and POOF there goes corner 1 flying off the bed. restart. GEEZ. i dont have time for this, i want to sleeeeeeep. this is why i never wash sheets at night. they must be done in the am or the early afternoon AT THE LATEST. because bet i wont sleep my happy ass on the couch or floor before i try to put on sheets at 10:30pm when i'm delusionally tired & about cracked out. I WILL. i hate sheets.


preying mantis's. creepiest insects ever. they are the aliens of the bug world. what is their point? what ARE they? other than spiders (which in case i havent mentioned, i am petrified of. they totally FREAK me out. and theres no such thing as a little spider. theyre all big and terrifying!), they are the worlds scariest insects. and im not even sure if they bite? or pinch? or what? what the heck are those chip-clip-looking hands of theirs? weird. enough said on that. i find them very puzzling.


passwords. i have like 2-3 passwords that i use for everything. mostly just the 1, but the other 2 are used for certain things. anyways, i hate when a website is all demanding like "you have to use a number, a capital letter, a lowercase letter, a symbol, a hieroglyphic, a haiku, an accented letter, and an animal sound". like WTF how can i think of a password that involves all that?! & type it? and REMEMBER it? calm down now. if anyone hacked my shit, theyd be highly disappointed because im not rich or that exciting. so let me have me "low security" password and get off my back about it you overprotective website! geeeez. also, and i KNOW im not the only one on this, if i mess up--or even THINK i messed up---1 character in my password, the whole damn things getting deleted and im starting over. i dont know why i do this, and it even bothers me that i do this, but i cant help it. im highlighting and hitting backspace faster than i can process anything except for ERROR ERROR.


music ruts. i am such a music junkie. like i am OBsessed with music. and i cant even begin to name my favorite band, song, or genre. my iPod is all.over.the.place. i mean one minute im feeling all gangster listening to Lil Wayne, then next thing ya know im reliving my childhood with "A Whole New World" from Aladdin, then we're screaming & angry with Breaking Benjamin, then i'm heartbroken with Adele, next im bringing back the 90s with Sister Hazel, then i'm feeling magical with Coldplay's new cd, and we'll end out this set with a little Miley Cyrus "The Climb" (who i really love and im not afraid to admit it!! judge me all you want!). i mean whoaaaa man, and im not even sure that's a random-enough example. just press shuffle and you will soon-after have a "Wtf?" on your forehead. but anyways, back to my point, i get in these weird little ruts--usually on a weekly basis. i will have either a certain little playlist or a certain band/artist that i listen to over and over and over and over again all week...and nothing else. its strange. but oh well. sometimes it depends on my mood, but sometimes its just a random group of songs that im overly in love with that week. this weeks is pretty fun. i just dont feel like naming them all. i will throw one out though...florence & the machine's "shake it out"...listen to it first thing in the morning, either while getting ready or driving to school/work, and i guarantee you will feel so happy and awesome, if only for a little while. BET.


ok thats all the weirdnesses i feel like talking about right now. but lastly, since the weather is changing, i just have a few things to say. take it as advice, threats, constructive criticism, i dont care. but its important. and shouldnt be taken lightly.


GIRLS: 

1. oversized furry vests are not ok. especially not in pastel colors. (i literally saw this out in public last night. i was embarassed for her. and the worst part was, it wasnt even cold outside. like barely even chilly. and here she was, looking like a depressed polar bear out in public. bless her heart. and winter wardrobe.)
2. uggs are boots lined with fur. (as so perfectly described by Flo-Rida in his debut single) they are hot. they are for very cold weather. therefore, they should not be worn with skirts or ridiculously short shorts. or any shorts for that matter. you are an Eskihoe if you wear this. or just a Hoe doing the walk of shame. either way, unacceptable.
3. for the umpteenth time, LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS. i will not elaborate. but i will also throw this out (and its sad it even needs to be addressed, but i swear i have unfortunately seen it), opague tights are DEFINITELY not pants. wear something that at least covers yo ass.
4. winter! time to wear black! all the time! bust out the black yall, its acceptable on a daily basis now that weve entered the time of seasonal depression! WOOHOO love it

BOYS

1. do.not.wear.socks.with.sandals. only football players and basketball players wear their big ol socks with the slide-on adidas flipflops. and im not saying thats acceptable. but it is more acceptable for their big athletic selves way more than it is for you. just dont do it. throw on some tennishoes. it aint that dang hard. 
2. dont wear black socks with shoes. im not quite sure what is up with this trend, but it makes you look like a total f**ktard. who is blind. someone please find the origin of this little deal and hurt them!
3. PUT AWAY THE PASTELS. thank the Lord, no more baby pink, baby blue, colorful pants/shorts, and purple! one of my favorite parts of winter. we wont be seeing most of this crap until the annual March easteregg shitshow also known as the Carolina Cup. which also looks like the easter bunny puked all over 85% of the guys there and they loved it. im not a fan of that whole look myself. but to each his own (patchwork lilly pulitzer bowtie and belt). 
4. always wear enough outerwear downtown for you and someone else. because there is almost a 100% chance that a girl will need your jacket at some point in the night. because we still like to dress like total idiots and wear tank tops and short sleeves in the dead of winter. why? i dont knowwwww, but thats just how the cookie crumbles, so LAYER UP. please and thank you.

so that is all i have to say about life at this very moment. other than the fact that I HATE THIS TIME CHANGE. like i am seriously ready to go to bed....and its 7:45 pm. UNACCEPTABLE. i do NOT like getting home from work in the dark. what the heck man? although i do think that i will be very well-rested for these first few weeks..err, months...until i get used to it. which is normally a couple weeks before its time to "spring forward." apparently i dont adapt well. well thats officially it, im off to cozy up in my pjs and watch Horrible Bosses and laugh my bootay off. (i heard its hilarious, and i was even trippin watching the previews, so im obviously stoked).


PEACE