i never realized i had so many problems with things

so as i drove to cola at the buttcrack of dawn this morning, i encountered many things that annoyed me. mainly for 2 reasons: 1) i'm not exactly the most pleasant person in the am hours. pretty irritable. esp when i have to drive an hour. to work. when i'd rather be sleeping. 2) i have road rage. and basically zero patience for anything i don't like while i'm driving. .

so since my iPod thing wasnt working worth a flying crap, i thought up a quite extensive list of pet peeves of mine. and this made me realize that there is a LOT of stuff that gets on my nerves. lol

well here it goes, in no particular order:
-slow drivers
-tractor trailer trucks in the fast lane
-cars in the fast lane who still won't get over even though 7 cars have passed them
-cops
-wet grass on my feet (if im barefoot or wearing sandals)
-when my sheets come untucked at the end of my bed
-really yankee accents
-when people walking around or in front of you blow cigarette smoke in your face. well, just cigarette smoke in general actually.
-assholes
-liars
-people who are cocky. esp the people who have absoLUTEly no reason to be cocky in the first place.
-girls who act ditzy and stupid around guys
-people who take pictures of themselves in the mirror
-when my waitress refills my cup but there are only 2 little ice cubes in there
-the smell of gas (this relates to a traumatic childhood event)
-going to get gas. esp when bums come up asking for money
-when someone calls/texts you, & you call/text right back & get no response. what the heck is that
-when commercials get obnoxiously loud
-when i finally get comfy on the couch or in bed, then realize i cant find the remote
-when my phone dies & i have no way to charge it anytime soon. this happens often cuz my phones a P.O.S
-when i actually put money in a parking meter, but get to my car only to find a parking ticket. that was written 2 minutes after it ran out.
-columbia trains. THEY COME AT THE WORST TIMES OF DAY
-the day i have to leave the beach
-when im having a really good hair day but dont even have anywhere to go that day. then the day i have somewhere important to go, a really bad hair day.
-people who +yp3 L!k3 di$
-people who use their facebook statuses to vent ab a certain person. grow a pair & tell it to their face you little loser.
-when a kid i kept at north elementary after school program is asking to be my friend on facebook. they probably had to lie about their age to even create an account
-tattle-tales. snitches get stitches.
-really judgemental people. mostly because theyre usually the ones with the most f'ed up lives and problems anyways. mind your own business
-spiders. they only exist to terrorize me, im convinced. as well as preying mantis's. i mean good lord theyre just creepy as hell looking.
-smackers. dear lord were you raised in a barn? close your mouth.
-spam email. thank you but im not an idiot. there is no $500 check in the mail for me.
-when i'm trying to drink the last sips out of my cup, and a huge ice chunk attacks my face
-when it's my birthday & people are singing to me before i blow out my candles, and i am so awkward because i dont know what to do
-when i wake up 10 minutes before my alarm goes off & can't go back to sleep
-when my leg falls asleep & i cant walk right so i look like a retard
-that moment when you know it's time to get out of the shower, but it's winter & you know you're about to be in a mild state of hypothermia for a little while
-when i forget its winter, i'm already running late, & i have to awkwardly scrape ice off my windshield and windows with whatever i can find in the morning b/c i forgot to crank my car early
-escalators. they freak me out. (also related to another traumatic childhood event)
-when there's nothing to eat in the fridge or cabinets so i just keep going back & opening & shutting them like somethings gonna magically appear
-those people who have to bring themselves or their bf/gf up in every part of your conversation
-when you're in a store with your friend(s) & you continue to talk to them, but they arent there anymore so you get awkward looks from the person who is there
-people whose "middle name" on facebook is a ghetto phrase (i.e. Sheema bitchiwillcutyou Robinson)
-when you legitly fall asleep in class, then do that awkward spaz jump & wake up & people look at you like youre crazy
-walmart. WHY DO YOU HAVE 30 AISLES WHEN THERE'S ONLY A MAX OF 3 EVER OPEN
-when i go to the store & spend way too much money & still manage to forget what i went to get in the first place
-talking on the phone. i just dont like it. unless its too lengthy or serious to talk about via text message.
-when i text really fast & select the wrong person, but i sends faster than i can cancel it
-when i think i see someone i know, so i wave real big &/or shout "heyyy!"....its not them.
-when my iPod transmitter in my car cant find a good station so i have to listen to my music with static in the background
-cats. kittens are fine. cats are not.

yeahhh i sound like such a complainer and the sad thing is, i have more. but i'll think of an "anti-pet-peeve" list & do it soon..because other than these highly aggravating things (which i know almost all of these bother others, so, whatever), im one of the most laidback people i know. despite my random bursts of hyperactivity (usually when i'm really tired & just get deliriously retarded acting....or if im on caffeine overload). k thats all byee :-)

oh. but 1 more thing to add. *when people pull out in front of me* this happens ALL THE TIME. i think theres a sign on my car that i just cant see that says "heyyy i'm cool, just go on ahead, i won't mind at all. and if you drive slow, please go on ahead. i'll love it." i dont know who put that sign there, but its gotta go. becasue this morning, a lawn mower pulled out in front of me. A. LAWN. MOWER. and not even john deere. i think it was like cub cadet. WTH. i was going over 60 mph, are you trying to die today paw paw? dont think so. better be glad i had no one beside me so i could get over real quick like. daaaaang. (phew. sorry. i had not let go of that event yet. i'm done. foreal. happy thoughts. i'm going to get water & play WWF now. ---employee of the month, that's me.)