I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB
sorry i just had to get that out.and i felt the need to make it as noticeable as possible. bold, underline, AND italic boiiiiiii. needless to say, today was AWEsome being as i got hired and all, a poor college graduate right here in the middle of a recession. B-B-B-B-BALLIN!
yeah so im excited about having paychecks. and i get to wear scrubs. and dont have to work on the weekends. or past 5:00. & its a $2 raise from my pay now. i mean can you say HALLEFREAKINGLUJAH?! i can. hallefreakinglujah. now i can go buy cute colorful comfy scrubs instead of blah blah black pants and button-up shirts. gross. so not me.
ok so off that subject, columbia decided to rain on my parade this afternoon. and i mean that quite literally. it was a torrential downpour. and of course i was clueless and didnt bring an umbrella or raincoat. (both are either at home or in storage anyways, but not the point). i;m almost always ill-prepared. so me & my coworker Shakhlan decide to make a break for it. (we lucked out with 1 of those massive golf umbrellas that was chillin in the office). just a 2 block run to my car...through flooded streets...with my jeans & sandals on...NO BIG DEAL. sike. by the time i get to my car i look like i took a shower with clothes on. & me trying to get that ridonkulous umbrella in my car couldve won a comedy award. so here i am--i also already cant see well driving without my glasses on, so i put them on. duh--driving, i mean SURFING down the street, when i come upon a baby pond. i watch as the van in front of me submerges into the street...literally almost up to the door handle. so i obviously put it in reverse for thirst, and turned the F around. 17 hydroplanes and 3 almost-wrecks later, i'm home. ready to take a shower. bc i ACTUALLY have plans tonight. but oh no, its lightning. so here i am. but dont even care, i'm STILL happy as a chocoholic in hershey, pennsylvania. :-)
oh, had to run an errand for work today. our flyyyy caravan is in the shop now--defying death apparently, b/c its a piece of crap. but IT WONT DIE. we now have a sweeet loaner Taurus. but you cant unlock the drivers door, so--in a parking lot in front of a crowd of smokers on their breaks--have to unlock the passengers door & CRAWL OVER. ghettooooooo! yeah.
i also had to run another errand in a lady in my offices car..with her of course. as i was looking around (im a very curious person), i noticed she had a total of 3 high-quality CD's. wanna know what they were? Winona Judd, Sting, & The Whispers. ummmmm yeah. no comment. moving on...
actually i have nowhere to move on to. my mind has hit a dead end. wow. thats a rarity. (spellcheck on that?). OH but 1 more thing---if you are currently playing words with friends with me right now, i'm sorry for being a loser the past couple days. been hella busy. i will be back on my game shortly.
i'm out like a fat kid in dodgeball
--J
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